Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Day 29
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Dai and Schrodinger are doing their best to cheer me up after Ron's abrupt departure.Dai even confided in me that he's started dating Doris. They're having to keep it a secret because staff/patient relationships are supposed to be unethical. Never mind unethical, I would have thought that a Turkey/Llama relationship would be physically impossible!
Anyway Dai says that once he's been discharged they'll go public. In anticipation, Doris has even had one of those stickers made up for her windscreen: "Doris - Dai". I think it has a certain ring to it.
But I didn't think they put windscreens in Panzers.
posted at 3:26 PM
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